I’ve Dated the Army, the Navy…

I’ve Dated the Army, the Navy…

Happy Veteran’s Day. And a heartfelt thanks to everyone who has served.

My thanks to my friend Donald Flowers who encouraged me to add some missing details to the U.S. Air Force uniform in today’s comic. And a special thank you to my pal Robert Zailo who added those details to the art. We’ll be seeing more of Robert’s work in the future.

Artist unknown. From the cover of Comic Media's ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951. Click image to enlarge.

Artist unknown. From the cover of Comic Media’s ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in camouflage outfit is in the arms of a male U.S. Air Force officer.

WOMAN: I’ve dated the Army, Navy and marines! So it’s your turn!

OFFICER: Thank you for your service!

1951 Artist Unknown Emblems: Robert W. Zailo Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman in camouflage outfit is in the arms of a male U.S. Air Force officer.

WOMAN: I’ve dated the Army, Navy and marines! So it’s your turn!

OFFICER: Thank you for your service!

1951 Artist Unknown Emblems: Robert W. Zailo Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Maid for Him

Maid for Him

Art by Nina Albright from the story "My Hotel Romance" in CINDERELLA LOVE #1, 1950.

Art by Nina Albright from the story “My Hotel Romance” in CINDERELLA LOVE #1, 1950.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman dressed as a French maid embrace.

MAID (thinking): I want to be the best maid…and fill-in girlfriend he’s ever had!

1950 Pencils: Nina Albright Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman dressed as a French maid embrace.

MAID (thinking): I want to be the best maid...and fill-in girlfriend he's ever had!

1950 Pencils: Nina Albright Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Use Your Bra-a-a-ins!

Use Your Bra-a-a-ins!

Don’t be a brainless zombie. Vote!!!

Courtesy of Mike Pascale and me.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "To Stella with Love" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman looking back over her shoulder at a moaning zombie guy.

ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Woman looking back over her shoulder at a moaning zombie guy.

ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

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Drink Time?

Drink Time?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "To Find My Love" in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “To Find My Love” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

Transcript:

SCENE: Dizzy woman with her hand to her head and her eyes closed as imaginary circles swirl around her.

WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Dizzy woman with her hand to her head and her eyes closed as imaginary circles swirl around her.

WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Gravity Attack

Gravity Attack

I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she’s very tired. There’s a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are…so heavy! Need help…fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

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SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she's very tired. There's a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

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