by John | Feb 12, 2017 | Uncategorized
Have a mind-blowingly great Valentine’s Day!
Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. From the story “Crime that Didn’t Occur!” in Zaza the Mystic #10, April 1956. Published by Charlton.Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.
Transcript:
SCENE: A woman fortune teller looks shocked.
WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet…chocolate!
1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman fortune teller who looks vaguely like a Gypsy.
WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet...chocolate!
1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Feb 9, 2017 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: A woman with a bouquet of roses.
WOMAN: Valentine, Roses make me swoon! But diamonds make me so weak…I can’t get out of bed!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman with a bouquet of roses.
WOMAN: Valentine, Roses make me swoon! But diamonds make me so weak…I can’t get out of bed!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Feb 7, 2017 | Uncategorized
You’ll definitely be seeing more of this guy—Inky McBlink (aka Tattoo Face™)—in the coming months. From time to time, Mike Pascale and I will bring him back for other unlikely dates—and heartbreaks.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man with tattoo on his face talks to woman who looks clearly alarmed. Tattoo on his face says “I Eve!”
MAN: Face it, Eve! Our love’s our like this tattoo! Good forever!
WOMAN (thinking): Worst first date…ever!!!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman
Tattoo Artist & Gag Guro: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man with tattoo on his face talks to woman who looks clearly alarmed. Tattoo on his face says "I <heart> Eve!"
MAN: Face it, Eve! Our love's our like this tattoo! Good forever!
WOMAN (thinking): Worst first date...ever!!!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman
Tattoo Artist & Gag Guro: Mike Pascale
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by John | Feb 5, 2017 | Uncategorized
I caught a typo in today’s comic just as I was loading the image onto the site. At first, the woman wanted to have an “organism” instead of an “orgasm.” (On the other hand, maybe that’s funnier.)
Sigh. It’s not the worse typo I’ve ever made—or seen.
The most interesting typo I ever saw was decades ago when I was a newspaper reporter at THE BEACON HILL NEWS. A seniors lunch entree was supposed be “fried chicken.” But it appeared in that week’s edition as “fried children.”
Bon appetit! (Did I spell that right? Oh, to hell with it!)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Face of Love” in FIRST KISS #19, 1961.
Transcript:
WOMAN (to man): This time let’s switch! I’ll have an orgasm! And you can fake it!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): This time let’s switch! I’ll have an orgasm! And you can fake it!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Feb 2, 2017 | Uncategorized

Artist unknown. From the story “Flight to Destiny” in SWEETHEART #104, 1951.
Transcript:
ANGRY WOMAN: I’ll never sleep with you! Never! Never! Never!!!*
ANGRY WOMAN (again): But, when I do, it’s going to be great!**
CAPTION: *What she says **What he hears
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptANGRY WOMAN: I’ll never sleep with you! Never! Never! Never!!!*
ANGRY WOMAN (again): But, when I do, it’s going to be great!**
CAPTION: *What she says **What he hears
1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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