Sleep Sex

Sleep Sex

Wake me up if one of us is having an orgasm—especially if it’s me.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Belated Love” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: There must be a cure! He always falls asleep after sex!

NURSE: After? I usually fall asleep during!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Belated Love” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
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WOMAN: There must be a cure! He always falls asleep after sex!

NURSE: After? I usually fall asleep during!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Belated Love" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
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Getting Punchy

Getting Punchy

Got a better joke for today’s comic? Let me know. I’ll share the best submissions next week here with fans. And please state how you want to be identified if your gag is selected. Submit to: Contest.

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.

 

Transcript:

MAN (tackling another man): Look out! You almost stepped on my…punchline!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.

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MAN (tackling another man): Look out! You almost stepped on my...punchline!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story "The Big Meet" in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.

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Outta Luck Leprechaun

Outta Luck Leprechaun

Art by Alberta Tewks from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (speaking to leprechaun): I don’t care if you’re feeling lucky! No pot of gold, no wishes!

1954 Art: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Luck, Levity & Magical Modifications: Mike Pascale

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Art by Alberta Tewks from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.

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WOMAN (speaking to leprechaun): I don’t care if you’re feeling lucky! No pot of gold, no wishes!

1954 Art: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Luck, Levity & Magical Modifications: Mike Pascale

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Art by Alberta Tewks from "Private Affair" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.

Handsome Me

Handsome Me

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Hearty Welcomers” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

 

Transcript:

MAN (thinking): I wonder if everyone finds me as handsome… as I do!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Foreground Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Hearty Welcomers” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

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MAN (thinking): I wonder if everyone finds me as handsome... as I do!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Foreground Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story "The Hearty Welcomers" in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.


Best Date Ever

Best Date Ever

I hope her husband doesn’t find out!

Artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

 

Transcript:

BRIDE (as she’s about to kiss her groom): I don’t usually kiss married men, but…
1962 Artist Unknown Color: Allen Freeman
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Artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

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BRIDE (as she's about to kiss her groom): I don’t usually kiss married men, but…
1962 Artist Unknown Color: Allen Freeman
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Artist unknown. From the story "The Love that Failed" in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

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