No Masks. Clothing Optional.

No Masks. Clothing Optional.

Months ago, my pal Kevin Boze e-mailed me with a suggested Last Kiss gag. Kevin’s one of the wittiest people I know. So, I wasn’t surprised that I loved his gag.

It’s taken me way too long to use it. But I’m hoping I redeemed myself by using this on Kevin‘s 60th birthday! Happy Birthday, Kev!

(And don’t feel you have to wait another 60 years to suggest a gag.)

Original, Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well…I hate to brag, but…

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

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YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well...I hate to brag, but...

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

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Skunked by the La Pews

Skunked by the La Pews

Wet Kisses & dry humor courtesy of Tony Isabella.

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man in a beret kissing a woman’s hand. In the background an older man (also in a beret) smiles at the couple.

CAPTION: Summer’s dream vacation in Paris had turned into a Covid-19 nightmare.

CAPTION: Why oh why had she agreed to an evening out…

CAPTION: …with the La Pew brothers?

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Man in a beret kissing a woman's hand. In the background an older man (also in a beret) smiles at the couple.

CAPTION: Summer’s dream vacation in Paris had turned into a Covid-19 nightmare.

CAPTION: Why oh why had she agreed to an evening out...

CAPTION: ...with the La Pew brothers?

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Horny Women

Horny Women

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

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Thrifty Tina

Thrifty Tina

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

 

Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Jack Kirby & Al Williamson in the story “Garden of Eden” in Race for the Moon #3, Nov. 1958.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with tall, blonde and very strange hair.

CAPTION: Thrifty Tina was forced to accept that YouTube tutorials were no substitute for an actual hair stylist.

1958 Art: Jack Kirby & Al Williamson Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman with tall, blonde and very strange hair.

CAPTION: Thrifty Tina was forced to accept that YouTube tutorials were no substitute for an actual hair stylist.

1958 Art: Jack Kirby & Al Williamson Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

Sex? Disgusting? Ha!

Sex? Disgusting? Ha!

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing behind some shrubbery.

WOMAN (thinking): Gee! Sex isn’t so disgusting when I’m the one having it!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing behind some shrubbery.

WOMAN (thinking): Gee! Sex isn’t so disgusting when I’m the one having it!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

11.1.75

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