Happy Valentine’s Day!
Today’s Last Kiss was written by that esteemed Love Cop in Training–Tony Isabella.
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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue
Art by Jack Keller in the story “Shifty’s Revenge” in Teenage Hotrodders #8, July 1964. Published by Charlton Comics.
Transcript:
CAPTION: Introducing…The Casebook of Officer Cupid…Love Cop
YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly…
YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?
OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves…and not your D&D characters. Remember…you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.
1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly...
YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?
OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves...and not your D&D characters. Remember...you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.
1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk613
Hey Incel! Take a shower, use some deodorant. Launder your clothes/sheets/towels. Move out of your parents house. Do a few pushups. Essentially, don’t be a slob. Millions of single women out there conditioned into thinking their life isn’t complete unless there’s a guy in it.
So much advice to give ’em. Ah well, “Too old too soon, too late too shmardt”, as my dad used to say. B ut did I listen? Hell no.