This gag is a joint venture between fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982” and me. Thanks, Jams!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958. Published by Charlton.
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↓ Transcript
Scene: Man and woman cuddling happily.
MAN: I have something I wanna give you!
WOMAN: I hope it’s not crabs...’cause I already have those!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
Crabby Writers: John Lustig & “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
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MAN: I have something I wanna give you!
WOMAN: I hope it’s not crabs...’cause I already have those!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
Crabby Writers: John Lustig & “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
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Good thing I’ve been buttering you up!
♪Kwell Cream, a little dab’ll do ya!♪
On my deathbed I won’t remember my name but I’ll be able to sing the Brylcreem commercial. That and “A whistle, a wink, and Wildroot”.
Side note: Slather that Kwell on and wash everything in hot water.
She’ll have a leg-up on Christmas if she gets bloodshot eyes.