Contest

Contest

The contest submission period is over. But you can see the finalists and vote for the funniest dialog here through Feb. 13.

Background info about the contest and prizes here.

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CAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.

I’m Priceless

I’m Priceless

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SCENE: Crying woman sits in front of a picture of a man.

WOMAN (thinks): Oh, Darling! you should know by now...you can’t
buy my love! You can only rent it!

Watta Shame!

Watta Shame!

Let’s look for it in the back of my car tonight…

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SCENE: Two students studying during a class.

WOMAN: Gosh! I lost my sense of shame! Wanna help me look for it?

MAN: Sure…as long as we don’t find it!

Look Out World

Look Out World

Is it just me–or am I especially good looking today?

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SCENE: Beautiful woman in a long, flowing red gown swirls her dress and smiles.

WOMAN: I’m here! Let the flattery and fun begin!

Kid Me Not

Kid Me Not

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.

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SCENE: Two women and a man are standing at a train station.

FIRST WOMAN: …so, you’ll be okay while I’m gone?

MAN: Sure! I’ve hired this young lady to move in and, uh…be the kids’ new mommy!

SECOND WOMAN: Kids? You've got kids?

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