by John | Jan 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!
WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!
by John | Jan 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.
WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!
SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!
by John | Dec 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
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by John | Dec 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
Patience is a virtue…if you can afford to wait for it.
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↓ TranscriptMOM (to grown daughter): In my day, good girls waited to have sex!
DAUGHTER: I waited...10 minutes once! Worst date I ever had!
by John | Dec 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Even people who like to cook can get a bit burned out at this time of the year. Thank heavens for leftovers!
