Let’s Pretend
Let’s pretend I already bought it. Then we can both be happy…for a change.
WOMAN: Let’s pretend
you’re rich! Then you
can buy me something I really like…for a change!
Let’s pretend I already bought it. Then we can both be happy…for a change.
This joke would’ve been funnier if I’d done it a decade or two ago when Shatner’s “Get a life” remark was fresher. But I couldn’t resist. It just seemed so appropriate since I’m spending my life (this weekend) at the New York Comic Con (Oct. 8-10, 2010.)
If you get a chance, come by my table (D14) in Artist Alley. Free lives while they last!
You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!
Unlike this unhappy couple, I’m planning to have a great time on my trip. This Tuesday I’m flying to the Big Apple for the New York Comic Con. (I’ll be at table D14 in Artist’s Alley.)
The con runs Oct. 8-10, but I’m arriving in town early to visit with friends and attend the pre-show ICv2 conference. And, if there’s time, I might even catch up on some sleep before things start getting crazy!
Don’t get me wrong. I love you. But maybe someone like you would be even better. If you’ve got some cousins maybe you could introduce me…
(Also funny in German.)