by John | Sep 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
I just found a link to the world’s best wedding toast. I discovered it on Mark Evanier’s site–which is rapidly becoming my favorite blog.
↓ TranscriptSETTING: Bride and groom embracing.
BRIDE: Weddings always make me cry...especially my own!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Sep 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember to preheat your oven before hot sex. Bake until satisfied. Then serve…as many times as possible.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a restaurant.
WOMAN: I’ll have the 99¢ Romance Special...with extra hot sex! And a
side order of yummy!
by John | Sep 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Free cape and Major Nerd action figure with every purchase!
↓ TranscriptSCENE, PANEL 1: Woman with finger on her chin stares at readers. In the background, a man looks on silently.
WOMAN: Ladies, do ordinary men disappoint you? Perhaps you need...a Comic Book Lover!
WOMAN (Again): desperate for dates with someone other than their moms, Comic lovers are eager to please!
SCENE, PANEL 2: Woman and man are now standing closely, facing each other and smiling.
WOMAN: Sure they have issues...in box after box! But they’ll
fill the ache in your heart…and every space in your house!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
WOMAN (again): Order today and get two for the price of one!
CAPTION (under comic panels): We guarantee if you’re not satisfied...there’s something wrong with you!
by John | Sep 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
You’ll never sleep alone if you have a dog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man is holding a woman from behind her back. She looks back at him in distress.
MAN: I need love!
WOMAN: Buy a dog!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Sep 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
That’s some kiss!!!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.
WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!
MAN: We've got kids?
