Friends Indeed

Friends Indeed

You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!

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SCENE: Mother talking to daughter.

MOM: Don’t exaggerate, Dear! I don’t
dislike all your friends! Just
the ones I’ve met!

Art by John Tartaglione

The Plane Truth

The Plane Truth

Unlike this unhappy couple, I’m planning to have a great time on my trip. This Tuesday I’m flying to the Big Apple for the New York Comic Con. (I’ll be at table D14 in Artist’s Alley.)

The con runs Oct. 8-10, but I’m arriving in town early to visit with friends and attend the pre-show ICv2 conference. And, if there’s time, I might even catch up on some sleep before things start getting crazy!

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SCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in mid flight.

VOICE (from plane): I don’t care how many bonus miles this cost you! The honeymoon is off!
aviation

Don’t Be Paranoid

Don’t Be Paranoid

Don’t get me wrong. I love you. But maybe someone like you would be even better. If you’ve got some cousins maybe you could introduce me…

(Also funny in German.)

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SCENE: Woman looking upset with a man.

WOMAN: Don't worry! I'll always love you! Or someone like you!

Art by Vince Colletta

Facebook Quiz — Gee Whiz!

Facebook Quiz — Gee Whiz!

I’ve decided to have my own Facebook quiz and make it about Facebook Quizzes. Here it is. You can tell the truth. Or you can be funny. Extra points if you’re both!

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WOMAN: I took a Facebook quiz…and it
proves I’m right! I'm adorable!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Deja Vu  Again

Deja Vu Again

Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing in a car. Man looks disturbed or doubtful about something the woman is saying:

Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!

Inks by Dick Giordano

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