Too Sexy?
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SCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: You’re too sexy to be just a friend! But you’d make a great ex-husband!
WOMAN: You’re too sexy to be just a friend! But you’d make a great ex-husband!
Be Your Evil Twin
I think “Be Your Evil Twin Day” would make a great national holiday. I intend to be my evil twin–or at least someone else–the rest of today!
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SCENE: Woman talking to a man.
WOMAN: I’m tired of being good! I want to be my evil twin!
WOMAN: I’m tired of being good! I want to be my evil twin!
Imaginary Women
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SCENE: Woman looking in a mirror.
WOMAN: In my universe I'm a 10! And every other woman is an imaginary number!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas.
WOMAN: In my universe I'm a 10! And every other woman is an imaginary number!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas.
It’s Not My Fault!
If this isn’t funny, it’s probably not your fault. So don’t feel bad. I don’t blame you.
You’re probably just tired. Get some rest and read it again tomorrow. It’ll be funnier then. If it isn’t–then it really is your fault!
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MAN: It’s not my fault! You're the one who married me!
Ms. Miserable
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SCENE: Woman crying.
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano
