I’m a Gift! Unwrap Me Quick!

I’m a Gift! Unwrap Me Quick!

Below is the original 1960s art—featuring a theme that only makes sense if you have the IQ of mud…or possibly if you’re in love:

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MAN: I’ve got something big and hard for you!

WOMAN: It better be a diamond!

Art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta.

The Pain of Sexy You

The Pain of Sexy You

And here’s the original romance art from the 1960s. One headache on the way!

 

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SCENE: Woman looking apprehensive.

WOMAN: Oh, no!
I’ve got a headache! You must be horny!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman

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Transcript:
SCENE: Woman looking apprehensive.
WOMAN: Oh, no!
I’ve got a headache! You must be horny!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
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Most Men Don’t Spend Money Wisely

Most Men Don’t Spend Money Wisely

Below is the original 1960s romance art—with the original, outrageous dialog!

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SCENE: Glamorous, beautiful woman smiling as she talks to a startled man.

WOMAN: Most men don’t know how to spend money wisely! The rest buy me
dinner!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Welcome to My Sexmare!

Welcome to My Sexmare!

Frankly, I almost didn’t use this panel—fearing that the imagery would confuse some readers.

In the context of the original 1960s story (see panel below), it’s clear that the woman at the bottom of the panel is dreaming of herself kissing a man.

But, in the Last Kiss version, it looks like some sort of weird Ménage à trois affair…in the midst of some billowing clouds. Hmm. Come to think of it, that works too!

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SCENE: Woman dreaming of herself kissing a man.

WOMAN (thinking): No tongue? No sex? @#$%! Must wake up! It's a nightmare!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

I Sense a Disturbance in the Farce

I Sense a Disturbance in the Farce

Below is the original 1960s romance art. It’s a story about a college coed (Helen) who doesn’t have a boyfriend.

So, of course, she does what any girl would do. She makes one up.

She even has a picture of her fake boyfriend. This works out swell—until her friend Edna shows and announces that she knows the boy…

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SCENE: A woman holding her head as if she has a headache.

WOMAN: I feel a disturbance in the Force! Someone’s horny! Must help!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio



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