I Don’t Usually Date People Like You

I Don’t Usually Date People Like You

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Original art from Intimate #3. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman looking alarmed and pulling away from a man.

MAN: I don’t usually date women, but you...remind me of my mom!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

And Now, a Word from Your Nurse…

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What can I say? I’m married to a nurse. Fart jokes. Enema humor. I’ve heard my share.

Original art from Teen Secret Diary #2.

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NURSE: Gee! I almost made it through an entire day…without making a fart joke!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Sex Appeal?

Sex Appeal?

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Today’s comic—if you’re reading this on Sept.  5, 2012—was colored by Dan McConnell. Happy Birthday, Dan!

It’s also the debut of my art intern Heather Chesnut.

Heather has been slaving away, digitally cleaning up scans of original romance art so that I can fritter my time away. (With things like silly things like eating and sleeping.)

Thanks, Heather!

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.
MAN: I’ve got so much sex appeal...it’s coming out my ears!

WOMAN (thinking): Wrong location!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
Art cleanup by Heather Chesnut Color by Dan McConnell

Killer Sex

Killer Sex

I’m tickled, thrilled and totally stoked to welcome Diego Jourdan Pereira to the Last Kiss team of terrific artists. In addition to coloring for me, Diego is going to be creating “new” vintage romance comic art.

In most cases this means Diego is going to be taking an old piece of romance comic book art and redrawing (or as he calls it “restoring”) it.

Diego’s extensive resume includes work for Simon & Schuster, IDW Publishing, Nickelodeon, Mirage Studios and Mad Magazine (Australia) among many others.

Originally from Montevideo, Uruguay, Diego is definitely my longest distance contributor. He now lives in Santiago de Chile, Chile.

I must admit that I’m a little stunned to be working on Last Kiss with such great artists. (The other two, of course, are the amazing Allen Freeman and the dynamic Dan McConnell.)

When I started Last Kiss in 1996, I briefly hired someone to help me clean up the art and do the lettering. (Mostly because I didn’t know how to use Photoshop.) But after that I spent years doing everything myself.

And now, oh my! I’ve got three terrific artists!

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SCENE: Doctor talking to a nurse.

DOCTOR: No! I said, the patient is allergic to latex! Not sex!

NURSE (thinking): So…maybe I didn’t kill him!

Original art: Vince Colletta
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Rhymes with Rude

Rhymes with Rude

Since the original romance art doesn’t feature any dialog, I decided not to show it here. Instead, I’m celebrating the end of bathing suit season with a little naked humor…

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Don’t forget your sunscreen—and syrup. Pancakes not allowed because…that would be silly.

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One of us is sleeping. But which one?

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Instead, stand in front of the bushes—where we can see and laugh at you!

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Drat!

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SCENE: Young man and woman in bathing suits at the beach.

WOMAN: Golly! You’re right! That sign didn’t say “Rude Beach!”

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

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