This Miss? Not Your Bliss!

This Miss? Not Your Bliss!

What’s going on in the original art? Helen is living in Hicksville (a suburb of Boringburg, USA) and is moving to Paris to study—leaving behind her boyfriend Steve.

She’s going to be gone for years and can’t ask him to wait.

So they’re breaking up (she thinks.)

But, before she leaves, Steve grabs her and kisses her one last time.

Later, Steve shows up in Paris sporting a French accent, a beret and a marriage license. But that’s a story for another time.

 

 

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WOMAN (talking to man): I don’t
care if I’m your “bliss!” Follow someone else!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
Art cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow

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I was proud of today’s title “Gone Today, Beer Tomorrow”…’til it occurred to me that it had come to me a little too easily. So I Googled the phrase and it came up 2,440,000 times.

Obviously all these other people were clairvoyant and stole my idea—before I thought of it.

Today’s original art (above) is from First Kiss #5 (1958) and it’s a bit sparse on verbiage so I’m throwing in some extra panels.

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: I didn’t waste your money! I invested it...in beer!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Art cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell

Sexcess

Sexcess

Here’s the original art from First Kiss #5 (1958.) Click on the image to enlarge.

Click image to enlarge.

 

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SCENE: Two women in an office are talking as a man in the background looks on. Woman #1 is putting some perfume behind her ear.

WOMAN #1: No one can resist…
the Sweet Smell of Sexcess!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Our Love, a Flub?

Our Love, a Flub?

The original art is from “A Kiss is Merely a Biological Phenomenon” which first appeared in Career Girl Romances #49.  How odd is this story?

The main character is a nerd similar to Sheldon Cooper (of The Big Bang Theory)…if he was a girl…sent back in time to 1969.

I posted the entire story here for your jaw-dropping, oh-my-god pleasure.

 

 

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WOMAN: Our love isn’t a mistake! But it is a comedy of errors!

Artist unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Woes of a Wedding Wus

Woes of a Wedding Wus

Original art (below) from Brides in Love #29. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Groom rushing out of a church calling out to his bride who is fleeing the scene.

GROOM: Wait! I’ll sign the prenup! Plus, your boyfriend can live with us!

BRIDE: Oh #$%&! Now I can’t marry you...’cause you’re a wimp!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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