No Phone Sex

No Phone Sex

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in First Kiss #20, 1961.

Hmm. How can you get a man to notice you’re a woman? Gosh. That’s a tough one.

If only I could think of something…

Wait. I know! Steal his phone!

Then, while he’s strip searching you, point out that you don’t have an Adam’s apple.

Give further anatomy lessons as needed.

 

 

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SCENE: Woman thinking, looking sad.

WOMAN: He said he liked me! So what if I got drunk and stole his phone? Is that any excuse not to call me?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman

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20.1.3.2

Maid for Life!

Maid for Life!

Art from "Forced Meeting"  in First Kiss #6, 1958.

Art from “Forced Meeting”in First Kiss #6, 1958. Click to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man talking to a sad woman.

MAN: After we’re married, you can still be my maid! I just
wont pay you!

Am I Rich?

Am I Rich?

George (in the original art below) is a prize fighter and he’s on his way to being the champ. But…

Original art from "Love Him... Love What He Does"  in First Kiss #2, 1958

Original art from “Love Him… Love What He Does” in First Kiss #2, 1958

↓ Transcript
MAN (talking to woman): Am I rich? Honey, I own half the state--the good half with indoor plumbing!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
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2.1.2.3

Am I Rich?

Am I Rich?

George (in the original art below) is a prize fighter and he’s on his way to being the champ. But…

Original art from "Love Him... Love What He Does"  in First Kiss #2, 1958

Original art from “Love Him… Love What He Does” in First Kiss #2, 1958

↓ Transcript
MAN (talking to woman): Am I rich? Honey, I own half the state--the good half with indoor plumbing!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
2.1.2.3

Porn to Lose

Porn to Lose

Happy (jail free) Mother’s Day!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, 1965.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, 1965.

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SCENE: A police officer talks to a female nurse.

COP: The suspect looks just like you...except she’s older...and
dresses like a porn star!

NURSE: Gee! What’s Mom done now?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

40.3.4.6

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