by John | May 28, 2013 | Uncategorized
I believe in evolution and global warming. But I have my doubts about the Internet.
Are all my friends on Facebook real? Or imaginary?
I think I’ll ask the magic unicorn in my closet.
Original artist unknown.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I don’t believe in science! And neither do my imaginary friends!
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
by John | May 26, 2013 | Uncategorized
Me? Moody? I don’t think so.
“Indecisive” might be a better word. But I can’t make up my mind.
Art from Love at First Sight #35
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distressed woman in bed alone.
WOMAN (thinking): He thinks I’m too moody? Oh, how I hate him!
WOMAN (thinking again): Or do I?
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
LoveAtFirstSight35.8.2
by John | May 23, 2013 | Uncategorized
Men are always staring at her big, beautiful wits.
Original art “The Girl Next Door” from First Kiss #3, 1958.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (thinking): No food!
No water! All I have left are my wits…and the power to make men act like idiots!
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
3.2.3.1
by John | May 21, 2013 | Uncategorized
Art from First Kiss #5, 1958.
The story “The Sea Green Eyes” in First Kiss #5 features a talented young poet and an assistant editor at a publishing firm. She discovers his work in the firm’s slush pile and gets him published. A match made in heaven? You bet…until he becomes famous and ditches her two pages later.
Fortunately, on the following page, his career goes to hell and he comes running back to her.
↓ TranscriptMAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? You’ve got credit cards!
Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!
by John | May 19, 2013 | Uncategorized
Or send me money and I’ll e-mail you my “dynamic tension” exercise secrets. Free delusions of grandeur with every purchase!
Click to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman on beach.
Man: We just met! You can’t hate me yet!
WOMAN: Wanna bet?
CAPTION:
Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
I’m tired of having the girls I stalk kick sand in my face. How can I get super powers and prove my manhood by wearing a tight, revealing
costume?
--Charles Hatless,
Broken Bones, CA
Dear Charles:
Gaining superpowers is easy. All you need is a freak lab accident, an ancient Indian curse, or a radioactive
critter eager to bite you.
(Try dipping the family cat in one of those leaking vats down at the nuclear plant. It always works for me!)
With luck, you’ll be feeling super before the bandages even come off!
Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
