by John | Dec 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Santa sightings and holiday joy from me, Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira! —John Lustig
1953 Artist: Tom Feelings. From the story “Blues” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #14.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa’s in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You’re on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa's in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You're on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 20, 2016 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s “tasteful” gag!
1962 artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25.
Transcript:
SCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer…and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer...and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 18, 2016 | Uncategorized
Here’s some holiday photo-comic fun with photographer Allen Freeman. Plus model Sandy Summer.
Here’s today’s comic without those silly word balloons in the way:
Model Sandy Summer ©2016 Allen Freeman Click image to enlarge.
Transcript:
Woman—possibly naked except for red shoes—partially inside a large Christmas gift box.
WOMAN: I’m the gift that keeps on giving!
Model: Sandy Summer Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptWoman---possibly naked except for red shoes---partially inside a large Christmas gift box.
WOMAN: I'm the gift that keeps on giving!
Model: Sandy Summer Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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by John | Dec 15, 2016 | Uncategorized
And, yes, I’m looking forward to seeing the new Star Wars film ROGUE ONE!
Below is today’s comic without those silly word balloons in the way:
Click image to enlarge. Model Caitlin Litzinger ©2016 Allen Freeman
Transcript:
Woman dressed up as a skimp-clad Darth Vader wearing a blue Santa cap and holding a Christmas stocking with Yoda inside. In the background is a starry outer space.
WOMAN: I am the Ghost of…Christmas Blockbusters Past!
YODA: May the Sales Force be with you!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptWoman dressed up as a skimp-clad Darth Vader wearing a blue Santa cap and holding a Christmas stocking with Yoda inside. In the background is a starry outer space.
WOMAN: I am the Ghost of...Christmas Blockbusters Past!
YODA: May the Sales Force be with you!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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by John | Dec 13, 2016 | Uncategorized
Pencils by Alberta Tewks from the story “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman (with lots of cleavage showing) talks to a man.
WOMAN: I asked all my friends…and guess what? They say everything’s your fault!
1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman (with lots of cleavage showing) talks to a man.
WOMAN: I asked all my friends…and guess what? They say everything’s your fault!
1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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