Advice That’s Sick

Advice That’s Sick

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

Transcript:

DOCTOR: You need life insurance! But cheer up! You won’t need to pay for it…very long!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.8.2

↓ Transcript
DOCTOR: You need life insurance! But cheer up! You won’t need to pay for it...very long!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.8.2

Pervert Prison

Pervert Prison

My safe word is “carbohydrates.”

Also “sugar.”

And “caffeine.”

By the way, check out the original art below by Matt Baker. Although the source material here is a weird combo of far out crime and adventure, Baker is best known as one of the finest romance comic book artists of all time.

Art by Matt Baker from the story “The…She-Wolf Killer” in WEIRD ADVENTURES #1, 1951.

Transcript:
SCENE: A male police officer (probably a sergeant) is behind a desk yelling at a woman who is being let away by another male police officer.

SGT: Pervert, you’re going to prison for 100 years! Maybe longer!

WOMAN: Okay! But let’s agree on a “safe word” first…in case I don’t like it!

1951 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk289

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A male police officer (probably a sergeant) is behind a desk yelling at a woman who is being let away by another male police officer.

SGT: Pervert, you’re going to prison for 100 years! Maybe longer!

WOMAN: Okay! But let’s agree on a “safe word” first…in case I don’t like it!

1951 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk289

I Like the Way You Sleep

I Like the Way You Sleep

He wasn’t sure whether they were a good match. So he decided to sleep on it.

Inks by Dick Giordano from the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #42, 1964. Click on image to enlarge.

Transcript:

MAN (talking to woman): Gee, until we slept together, I didn’t even like you!

1964 Inks: Dick Giordano Figure Color: Allen Freeman

BridesInLove42.TwoFigures.UN1_Flat400

↓ Transcript
MAN (talking to woman): Gee, until we slept together, I didn’t even like you!

1964 Inks: Dick Giordano Figure Color: Allen Freeman

BridesInLove42.TwoFigures.UN1_Flat400

Valentine Sex?

Valentine Sex?

Have a mind-blowingly great Valentine’s Day!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. From the story “Crime that Didn’t Occur!” in Zaza the Mystic #10, April 1956. Published by Charlton.Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman fortune teller looks shocked.

WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet…chocolate!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk40

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman fortune teller who looks vaguely like a Gypsy.

WOMAN: I predict mind-blowing sex on Valentine’s Day! Or better yet...chocolate!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk40

Roses Make Me Swoon, But…

Roses Make Me Swoon, But…

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman with a bouquet of roses.

WOMAN: Valentine, Roses make me swoon! But diamonds make me so weak…I can’t get out of bed!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk116 FK20.1.6.1

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman with a bouquet of roses.

WOMAN: Valentine, Roses make me swoon! But diamonds make me so weak…I can’t get out of bed!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Secret Link