by John | Aug 23, 2018 | Uncategorized
Is he a jerk? The answer is staring you in the face!

Art by Nick Cardy from the story “Good-Time Girl” in My Real Love #5, 1952.
Transcript:
WOMAN: Was she pretty?
MAN: How should I know? I wasn’t looking at her…face!*
1952 Artist: Nick Cardy Figure Restoration & Color: Allen Freeman
*Dialogue adapted from the 1949 movie All the King’s Men
Art Code: MyRL5.18.2
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
WOMAN: Was she pretty?
MAN: How should I know? I wasn't looking at her…face!*
1952 Artist: Nick Cardy Figure Restoration & Color: Allen Freeman
*Dialogue adapted from the 1949 movie All the King’s Men
Art Code: MyRL5.18.2
by John | Aug 21, 2018 | Uncategorized

Art by Matt Baker from the cover of CRIME REPORTER #3, 1948. Click image to enlarge.
Transcript:
Startled/Afraid Woman in a slinky cocktail dress: Oh, no! it’s my boyfriend! And he’s with my girlfriend! And my other boyfriend! And is that… one of my husbands?
1948 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk18
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
Startled/Afraid Woman in a slinky cocktail dress: Oh, no! it’s my boyfriend! And he’s with my girlfriend! And my other boyfriend! And is that... one of my husbands?
1948 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk18
by John | Aug 19, 2018 | Uncategorized
Sometimes love stinks.

Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.
MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!
WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know…I farted?
1953 Art: Al Avison Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk462
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.
MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!
WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know...I farted?
1953 Art: Al Avison Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk462
Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.
by John | Aug 16, 2018 | Uncategorized
Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
Transcription:
WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
by John | Aug 14, 2018 | Uncategorized
Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
Transcription:
SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.