Halloween Fashion Fail

Halloween Fashion Fail

Today and tomorrow I’m re-running some horror and Halloween-themed comics I’ve done with my pal Mike Pascale. I’ll be running all-new gags Monday through Halloween.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Love Thief” in First Kiss #37, 1964.

Transcript:

SCENE: Vampire woman scene from the back is brushing her hair while looking into a mirror. The mirror shows the hairbrush, but not the vampire.

SCENE: Adult female vampire brushing her hair as she looks in the mirror. In the mirror’s image, we only see the brush—not the vampire.

VAMPIRE: This is why vampires never get new hairdos!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman Vampire SPX & Hair-Raising Humor: Mike Pascale

Art Code: 37.3.2.5

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SCENE: Vampire woman scene from the back is brushing her hair while looking into a mirror. The mirror shows the hairbrush, but not the vampire.

SCENE: Adult female vampire brushing her hair as she looks in the mirror. In the mirror's image, we only see the brush---not the vampire.

VAMPIRE: This is why vampires never get new hairdos!


1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman Vampire SPX & Hair-Raising Humor: Mike Pascale

Art Code: 37.3.2.5

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Love Thief" in First Kiss #37, 1964.

Hairy Halloween

Hairy Halloween

Hi. No coloring credit this time because I just scanned a print of the original comic and adjusted the color and the art myself. I’ll be using this approach for several of the other Halloween-themed comics coming up. I hope you like the results!  —John

1954 Art: Lee Elias From the cover of Witches Tales #23.

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TRANSCRIPTION:

SCENE: Crazed-looking old man who is wearing a white human uniform (doctor or mortician) is adjusting the hair or wig of a skeleton. The skeleton is smoking a cigarette and admiring himself as he looks into a hand mirror.

CRAZY OLD MAN: Hey, if it works for Trump, it’ll work for you!

SKELETON: Let's make Halloween great again!

1954 Art: Lee Elais From the cover of Witches Tales #23

Toothy Romance

Toothy Romance

No original art this time since this image is a composite taken from different romance comic panels.

Transcription:

OLD MAN: I’m not so old! I still have my own teeth!

WOMAN: I know! Too bad they’re all in a jar!

Art: Blend of Vintage Comic Panels Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk134-DJP.lk249Flat400

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OLD MAN: I’m not so old! I still have my own teeth!

WOMAN: I know! Too bad they’re all in a jar!

Art: Blend of Vintage Comic Panels Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk134-DJP.lk249Flat400

Real Woman

Real Woman

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

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WOMAN: When we kiss, I finally feel like a real woman!

MAN: Me too!

1958 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk470

I Don’t Want to Date Other Men

I Don’t Want to Date Other Men

1958 Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51. (Pencils may be by Matt Baker or Colletta.)

Scan of the original art.

Transcription:

WOMAN: Now that I know you, I don’t want to date other men!

MAN: Oh, no! I’ve turned another woman gay!

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk463

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WOMAN: Now that I know you, I don’t want to date other men!

MAN: Oh, no! I’ve turned another woman gay!

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk463

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