I Draw Women

I Draw Women

Art by Matt Baker & Ray Osrin from the graphic novel IT RHYMES WITH LUST, 1950. Writers Arnold Drake & Leslie Waller.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman cuddling in a car.

WOMAN: I’ve dated powerful men before! But you’re…my first web cartoonist!

MAN: I draw women…like flies! Sexy, sexy flies!

1950 Art: Matt Baker & Ray Osrin Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk17

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SCENE: Man and woman cuddling in a car.

WOMAN: I’ve dated powerful men before! But you’re...my first web cartoonist!

MAN: I draw women...like flies! Sexy, sexy flies!

1950 Art: Matt Baker & Ray Osrin Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk17

Order the Lobster

Order the Lobster

Art by Bill Ward in the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

 

Transcript:

MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner…even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

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MAN: Since it’s your birthday, I’ll pay for dinner...even if we don’t have sex!

WOMAN IN COCKTAIL DRESS (thinking): Yeah! Like that’ll happen!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk189

Comic Reality

Comic Reality

As announced last week, I’m doing a little experiment. Every Friday, I’m going to run one of my old Last Kiss comics that originally appeared Comics Buyer’s Guide (CBG.) Most have never been reprinted or appeared anywhere except CBG. And almost all of them were multi-panel, black & white and had comic book themes.

I really have no idea how my current readers will react since these comics are so different from the color, single-panel gags I usually do now. But I hope you like ’em. If so, I’ll keep running them.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story Love’s Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: Is Pluto a planet again? Or is he just Mickey Mouse’s dog? Can pigs fly? (And, if so…Economy or First Class?) Do robots have souls? (How about Rhumbas?) Will these dumb questions ever end? Who knows? Certainly, not Mary Mylar! And these mind-boggling uncertainties are making her sick!

PANEL #1: Female Nurse and woman patient talking in a hospital setting. The patient is in bed.

PATIENT: I thought reality was real! But now…I’m not sure! Maybe the universe is just a constantly shifting state of mind! Oh, maybe the doctor will know!

NURSE: Have you ever considered a brain transplant?

PANEL 2: Patient and male doctor talking.

CAPTION: Fortunately, Dr. Otto Quackenflap is on the case!

DOCTOR: I’ve quadrupled your tranquilizers and…I’m prescribing a lifetime supply of comic books! After a few years, you’ll find that nothing ever really changes in comics!

PATIENT: At last! Something I can believe in!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2006 & 2018 Last Kiss Inc

Art Code: 36.1.8.1-2

 

 

↓ Transcript
CAPTION: Is Pluto a planet again? Or is he just Mickey Mouse’s dog? Can pigs fly? (And, if so...Economy or First Class?) Do robots have souls? (How about Rhumbas?) Will these dumb questions ever end? Who knows? Certainly, not Mary Mylar! And these mind-boggling uncertainties are making her sick!

PANEL #1: Female Nurse and woman patient talking in a hospital setting. The patient is in bed.

PATIENT: I thought reality was real! But now…I’m not sure! Maybe the universe is just a constantly shifting state of mind! Oh, maybe the doctor will know!

NURSE: Have you ever considered a brain transplant?

PANEL 2: Patient and male doctor talking.

CAPTION: Fortunately, Dr. Otto Quackenflap is on the case!

DOCTOR: I’ve quadrupled your tranquilizers and…I’m prescribing a lifetime supply of comic books! After a few years, you’ll find that nothing ever really changes in comics!

PATIENT: At last! Something I can believe in!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2006 & 2018 Last Kiss Inc

Art Code: 36.1.8.1-2

Men Who Look Like Me

Men Who Look Like Me

I look a lot like me…sometimes.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: You keep marrying men who look a lot like me! Next time, why not marry a man who looks exactly like me! Like, maybe…me!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 8.1.4.1

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: You keep marrying men who look a lot like me! Next time, why not marry a man who looks exactly like me! Like, maybe...me!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 8.1.4.1

2019 Promises

2019 Promises

Happy New Year!

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in First Kiss #12, 1960.

 

Transcription:

SCENE: A man and a woman are dancing close together as soap bubbles swirl around them.

MAN: I’m looking forward to keeping ALL of my resolutions in 2019!

WOMAN: That’s funny! I’m looking forward to breaking all of mine!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 12.3.3.4

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SCENE: A man and a woman are dancing close together as soap bubbles swirl around them.

MAN: I’m looking forward to keeping ALL of my resolutions in 2019!

WOMAN: That’s funny! I’m looking forward to breaking all of mine!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 12.3.3.4

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