Naughty Girls

Naughty Girls

Saint Nick courtesy of Santa’s Stalwart Helper Mike Pascale! Thanks, Mike!

Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman’s chin.

SANTA: Naughty girls don’t get gifts!

WOMAN: Wanna bet?

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SCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman's chin.

SANTA: Naughty girls don't get gifts!

WOMAN: Wanna bet?

21.5.4.4.

Santa’s Stocking Stuffer

Santa’s Stocking Stuffer

Original Published Art:

Artist unknown. From the story “You Can’t Make Believe!” In Bride’s Secrets #9, Aug. 1955. Published by Ajax-Farrell.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.

WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.

WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Dreidel Dilemma

Dreidel Dilemma

Happy Hanukkah from me and my frequent Last Kiss collaborator Mike Pascale!

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” from First Kiss #3, 1958.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and a woman kissing.

MAN: The dog ate our dreidel! What can we spin?

WOMAN: The bottle!

CAPTION: HAPPY HANUKKAH

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Yarmulke: Mike (The Mensch) Pascale

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SCENE: A man and a woman kissing.

MAN: The dog ate our dreidel! What can we spin?

WOMAN: The bottle!

CAPTION: HAPPY HANUKKAH

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Yarmulke: Mike (The Mensch) Pascale

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Sex with You Is the Pits!

Sex with You Is the Pits!

Another great Tony Isabella gag!

Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, May 1950

 

 

 

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SCENE: Male doctor is leering at a skimpily-dressed young woman who has her arms raised up and her chest pushed forward. And, yes, her armpits are exposed.

WOMAN: Look at his eyes popping out! No man can resist...my sexy pits!

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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My Vast Comic Book Fortune

My Vast Comic Book Fortune

Yes, this is the third Tony Isabella gag I’ve used in a row! Not enough Tony for you? On Wednesday let’s make it four!

Art by Dick Giordano from Secrets of Young Brides #37, 1963. (Scanned from a photostat of the original black & white line art.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: In the foreground, U.S. dollar bills of various denominations fly through the air. In the background, a man speaks angrily to a woman.

MAN: Are you insane? You sold my comic-book collection and this was all you got? Those comics were worth millions! Thousands! Hundreds! I’m just going to go to the comic shop, okay?

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: In the foreground, U.S. dollar bills of various denominations fly through the air. In the background, a man speaks angrily to a woman.

MAN: Are you insane? You sold my comic-book collection and this was all you got? Those comics were worth millions! Thousands! Hundreds! I'm just going to go to the comic shop, okay?

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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