Bottoms Up for Donald Duck

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Now, here’s something you wouldn’t see in an American comic book for kids.

Although this may look like an audition for Last Kiss cheerleaders, it’s actually an ad in a Danish Donald Duck comic book.

This full-page ad appeared in the Oct. 13, 2005 edition of ANDERS And & Co. It’s promoting a movie af banen! (We are the Champions) about a divorced dad who takes over the coaching of his son’s little league soccer team—thus reconnecting with his son. (And earning the love of one of the soccer moms.)

Judging from this photo, he’s also popular with cheerleaders.

 

A Last Kiss Thank You

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Inside Greeting: Thanks for a wonderful time!

Sure, I wrote all the Last Kiss cards. But this is one of my favorites. I love sending this to friends.

This and all the other Last Kiss cards are on sale through midnight, Dec. 7.

Buy three cards (or three sets) and the first three cards (or sets) of equal value are free.

At checkout (when you’re asked for payment info) enter the codeword: lastkiss

Free shipping in the U.S. See all cards here.

 

Buy 3 Last Kiss Cards (or Sets), Get 3 Free!


To quote Meg Ryan’s character in When Harry Met Sally in the faked orgasm scene:

“Yes! Yes. Yes! Yes!”

I am excited. (No faking here.)

For the first time, NobleWorks has set up a special sale just for Last Kiss fans. Until midnight Dec. 7, you can buy 3 Last Kiss greeting cards and get 3 free. (Or better yet, buy 3 sets of LK cards (12 cards per set) and get three sets free.

The sale is good on all Last Kiss cards—not just Christmas cards. And there are dozens of Last Kiss cards to choose from. So this the best chance ever to get some Last Kiss goodies.

The discount is for the first three cards (or sets) that you buy. At checkout (when you’re asked for payment info) enter the codeword: lastkiss

See all the Last Kiss cards here. Free shipping in the U.S.

 

Easily Distracted?

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This is absurd. Most men aren’t that easily distracted by…SQUIRREL!!

I mean, give me a break. It’s been years since I saw a beautiful woman and accidentally did any of the following:

—driven into a telephone pole.

—started a nuclear war.

—forgotten to finish what I was writing when I…

SQUIRREL!

It’s a *@%# Shame Day!

©DC Comics

Shame on you! You know that thing you did? That horrible, rotten thing? You should be ashamed!

This is your chance to feel good about being ashamed. Wallow in it all day. Enjoy your shame. That way you won’t have to feel guilty the other 364 days of the year.

Wait a minute, though. You say you don’t have anything to be ashamed of?

Holy purgatory! What’s wrong with you? If you’re not ashamed of something—then your life is too *&^% boring!

You need to do something shameful today!

Steal a kiss. Sleep with the head of the CIA. Eat the ears of the ears off your kids’ chocolate Easter bunnies—before Easter and possibly before you buy them. Date a Republican.

And if you don’t? It’ll be a shame.

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