Last Kiss Entertainment will be at Booth 408 at Emerald City ComiCon on March 13 & 14, 2010 in Seattle. This year I’ll be sharing the booth with a couple of friends–Kevin Boze (The Virgin Project) and Mark Rahner (Rotten.)
The common thread? Well, we’re all got great comics that’ll warp your life. We’re all brilliant. And two out of the three of us are hilariously funny. Come by and find out which two!
–John
Wanna read many of the world’s best comics online for free? With unlimited access going back years, sometimes even decades? You’re in luck.
On Valentine’s Day, GoComics announced that it’s giving readers 14 days of free “unlimited access to our archives!”
This is your chance to go back and enjoy modern classics like Calvin and Hobbes, Doonesbury, FoxTrot and The Boondocks, or newer hits like Last Kiss, Lio, and Cul de Sac!
Congratulations to Gordon Pyke for winning the latest Last Kiss writing contest. (See comic above.) Gordon was one of seven finalists and his submission was the clear favorite in the fan ballot.
Second Place honors went to Jeff Willis for his submission: MAN: I feel faint. WOMAN: You should put your head between my knees.
Third Place bragging rights went to Gale Grove for the following dialog: MAN (thinking): I knew that she was a real women when she opened the beer with her tongue.
The contest — featuring an opening caption by literary luminary Orson Scott Card — attracted hundreds of dialog submissions. Many were brilliant. Many were weird. And a lot were both.
In case you’re wondering, the other four finalists and their submissions were (in no particular order):
MAN: Oui, madame — Inspector Clouseau at your service… – J. Rankin
WOMAN: Jeesh, everywhere I go, men are falling for me. — Valarie Ziroli
WOMAN (thinking): …and a real idiot for believing my story about a magic tree that grows beer cans. — Chris Martin
MAN: Is this heaven? WOMAN: Not yet, but a 180 degree rotation oughta do it! – A.J. Bodnar
I know my choice of finalists raised some eyebrows. Why these? Why not others? Why are so many of them so sexual?
All I can say is that:
We received hundreds of submissions in the Last Kiss/Orson Scott Card writing contest. We narrowed it down to seven finalists, but you pick the winner. Vote here through Feb. 13, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST.
Results announced here and on GoComics.com/lastkiss on Feb. 15. Detailed info about prizes & rules.
Submissions are no longer accepted for the contest. But you can still read the all of the submissions. We received hundreds! The challenge was to use Orson Scott Card’s opening caption as a starting point and come up with dialog for the man and/or woman in the comic.
(To help select a winner, vote here. Winner announced Feb. 15, 2010.)
Cruelly mocked by the Homecoming King ten years ago with such nicknames as “Pepperoni Puss” (acne), “Nebraska” (flat and plain), and “Frez Nell” (thick glasses), Eustace Tittlesworth would have her revenge at the reunion picnic, as soon as the effects of his arsenic-laced cocktail took effect. — Torsten Adair
Billy Bob: Well, hell’s bells Norma Jean, this is my very last day ever as a tree hugger! From now on you can consider me a bona fide, genuine devoted Lap Lounger, for sure! This is darned comfortable. Norma Jean: (thinking) Why God? Why me? I only went braless the one time, and this is how you punish me? — Michael Clark
He wasn’t sure if he was suffering from heat stroke or if he was just dizzy in love, but he knew one thing… the only thing that could provide him relief was the shade from her gigantic rack. — Stan Yan
…Not realizing that he had just been thrown off the branch by an irate chipmunk. — Chris Martin
Her thought balloon: Screw visiting Granny, this dude is hot. — Karyl Miller
