Yes, I’m crazy. Crazy about you, my amorous, ambiguously-aged vixen!

I worship the way your (fabulous!) arm flab vibrates…when you shovel vanishing cream on your (wonderful!) wrinkles and (awesome!) age spots.

I enjoy the way your (cute!) crow’s feet draw attention to your (beautiful!) beclouded eyes! (You should really get that checked, though.)

I love the way your (heavenly!) hips sway as you plod forward—using your (waterproof!) walker—to your (Chinese!) chiropractor!

Keep it up, my sweet, and someday you’ll be almost as young…as me!

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Close-up of woman's face.
WOMAN: Act my age? My real age? Are you crazy?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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