Sooner or later most writers get asked to write a book about someone.

It’s rarely a good idea and the people who want you to write about them rarely have money.

It used to happen to me a lot when I was a reporter. Fortunately, since I started writing comics, it’s never happened.

And, honestly, if I was going to write anyone’s story, I’d write my own. But so far I haven’t offered myself enough money. And offering sex is pointless.

I’m already sleeping with myself..