By “completely safe” I mean, of course…that it’s safe if you don’t mind getting sick. Other minor side effects include death. Other than that, no problems.
See my second comic about the BP oil disaster here!
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SCENE: A man and woman are on the beach, running barefoot towards the water.
WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!
MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!
CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!
WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!
MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!
CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!
“Hey, don’t worry, it’s 100% organic!”
Petroleum…. nature’s natural lubricant. Just don’t use it with condoms.
“Look, honey! We have the entire beach to ourselves!”
Of course, the best reason to go swimming… the cleanup in the shower later! “Ooops! You missed a spot!”