While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don’t follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy
–Cole Porter, from “My Heart Belongs to Daddy”
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↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man and a woman look out at a beautiful lake. There are mountains in the distance.
MAN: Someday I'll inherit Dad's Fortune! Marry me and all this will be yours!
WOMAN: Gosh! Couldn't I just marry your dad and have it now?
MAN: Someday I'll inherit Dad's Fortune! Marry me and all this will be yours!
WOMAN: Gosh! Couldn't I just marry your dad and have it now?
1970s National Lampoon profile of a punk rock teenage girl:
Goal in life: “To marry a dead millionaire.”
That reminds me of MAD’s satire of “Little Orphan Melvin”, especially the last panel, done by Wally Wood!
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