After Your Honeymoon… by John | Oct 4, 2026 | Blog | 2 comments Curious to see more of the vintage art & text? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicbookPlus. 2 Comments fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 4, 2026 at 7:14 pm “If you’re sure, Anne… …But it’s going to be really awkward to explain to the cops that he “stole” a pearl necklace by sopping it up with a handkerchief afterwards.” …But filing a police report on store security for taking back the necklace you were trying to shoplift is not going to go the way you think it will.” …Now get up off me. This blouse isn’t a bloody sponge you know.” _____________________________________________________________________________ Mom: “If you’re sure, Anne.” Anne” “I’m not Sure Anne. Just Anne.” Mom: “No. I meant if you’re certain.” Anne: “I’m not Certain! I’m Anne! Mother! Don’t you recognize me anymore?!?” Mom: “Sigh. Maybe he took the necklace away because he thought you might choke on it.” Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!” Mom: “You didn’t need to tell me that last bit.” Anne: “Then how else would you have known?” Mom: “Anne. When you’re married-Shut Up! I know you’re name is Anne and not “Married”! Listen to me! “When you’re grown up and married. And have a family of your own. Be extra careful not to drop your children on their heads. “Trust me on this one. I have experience.” Reply John on October 4, 2026 at 7:46 pm Wow. The running gag about Anne’s name is hilarious, Jams. But the single line that made me laugh out loud was this: Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!” Reply Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ
fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 4, 2026 at 7:14 pm “If you’re sure, Anne… …But it’s going to be really awkward to explain to the cops that he “stole” a pearl necklace by sopping it up with a handkerchief afterwards.” …But filing a police report on store security for taking back the necklace you were trying to shoplift is not going to go the way you think it will.” …Now get up off me. This blouse isn’t a bloody sponge you know.” _____________________________________________________________________________ Mom: “If you’re sure, Anne.” Anne” “I’m not Sure Anne. Just Anne.” Mom: “No. I meant if you’re certain.” Anne: “I’m not Certain! I’m Anne! Mother! Don’t you recognize me anymore?!?” Mom: “Sigh. Maybe he took the necklace away because he thought you might choke on it.” Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!” Mom: “You didn’t need to tell me that last bit.” Anne: “Then how else would you have known?” Mom: “Anne. When you’re married-Shut Up! I know you’re name is Anne and not “Married”! Listen to me! “When you’re grown up and married. And have a family of your own. Be extra careful not to drop your children on their heads. “Trust me on this one. I have experience.” Reply
John on October 4, 2026 at 7:46 pm Wow. The running gag about Anne’s name is hilarious, Jams. But the single line that made me laugh out loud was this: Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!” Reply
“If you’re sure, Anne…
…But it’s going to be really awkward to explain to the cops that he “stole” a pearl necklace by sopping it up with a handkerchief afterwards.”
…But filing a police report on store security for taking back the necklace you were trying to shoplift is not going to go the way you think it will.”
…Now get up off me. This blouse isn’t a bloody sponge you know.”
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Mom: “If you’re sure, Anne.”
Anne” “I’m not Sure Anne. Just Anne.”
Mom: “No. I meant if you’re certain.”
Anne: “I’m not Certain! I’m Anne! Mother! Don’t you recognize me anymore?!?”
Mom: “Sigh. Maybe he took the necklace away because he thought you might choke on it.”
Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!”
Mom: “You didn’t need to tell me that last bit.”
Anne: “Then how else would you have known?”
Mom: “Anne. When you’re married-Shut Up! I know you’re name is Anne and not “Married”! Listen to me!
“When you’re grown up and married. And have a family of your own. Be extra careful not to drop your children on their heads.
“Trust me on this one. I have experience.”
Wow. The running gag about Anne’s name is hilarious, Jams. But the single line that made me laugh out loud was this:
Anne: “Oh no! I told him I’m not allowed to put things in my mouth. That’s why he’s always so grumpy!”