Reasons why he may have changed after dancing with Ellie:
1) Ellie can count.
2) They danced naked. And while oiled up.
3) Ellie’s nickname is “Suction Cups.”
4) Because the song playing was The Kinks “Come Dancing.” And Ellie made sure he did.
5) Ellie comes in two flavors: Hot Cinnamon and Very Cherry! Hair Girl there only comes in one: Oatmeal Raisin.
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Love Said:
Let the music play!
He’ll try to get away
You know that you’re a prude
With a crappy attitude (Let it play!)
Let the music play
Oh he won’t get laid
Cos you told all these whores
That he has open, running sores!
That lady in the original is the absolute worst haiku writer ever.
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Reasons why he may have changed after dancing with Ellie:
1) Ellie can count.
2) They danced naked. And while oiled up.
3) Ellie’s nickname is “Suction Cups.”
4) Because the song playing was The Kinks “Come Dancing.” And Ellie made sure he did.
5) Ellie comes in two flavors: Hot Cinnamon and Very Cherry! Hair Girl there only comes in one: Oatmeal Raisin.
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Love Said:
Let the music play!
He’ll try to get away
You know that you’re a prude
With a crappy attitude (Let it play!)
Let the music play
Oh he won’t get laid
Cos you told all these whores
That he has open, running sores!
Forgive me Shannon