And don’t blame me for smooching with your “kissing cousin” either!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “A Kiss Is Merely a Biological Phenomenon” in Career Girl Romances #49, Feb. 1969. Published by Charlton. (Sorry no link this time because the comic isn’t online.)
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Red-Headed Woman: Relax! I didn’t kiss your brother! He kissedme! And I didn’t enjoy it that much...at first!
1969 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Brotherly Love: John Lustig
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1969 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Brotherly Love: John Lustig
DJP.lk5NoTearClear
Career-Girl-Romances-#49_31_1
“I just don’t want you to be hurt darling…
…If you knew how horrible you were in bed, why the truth might crush your pride completely!”
…At least not until you’ve filled out the consent paperwork.”
…I’m not known as Gyrating Gina for nothing!”
…I’m not known as Brutal Betty for nothing!”
…I’m not known as Leslie the Limber Lumberjack for nothing!
Did I mention I have a lot of fake passports?”
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“It would break my heart…
…Which is why I normally keep it in a safe deposit box down at the bank.”
…You wouldn’t think a chunk of ice would be so delicate. But there you have it.”
…I mean you would be the one laying there, on the floor, both legs and one arm completely broken. Your one good arm desperately trying to drag you away from the smoldering wreckage I’ve made of your life, every movement an exercise in excruciating pain from the broken ribs rubbing against your lungs. And overhead, angels would weep for your soul.
But watching that would just make me sad as all get out.”
…Now if you wanted to hurt my bottom, we always have spanking as an option.”
Great gags, Jams!
A kiss is merely a biological phenomenon.
“Howth abot a lithhlle kith Thethelia” Mike Tyson
https://imgur.com/gallery/that-moment-when-she-realizes-that-youre-keeper-AKQb7W9#/t/kissing
That’s quite a kiss! 🙂