Original Vintage Art & Text
Pencilling credited to Matt Baker. Inks possibly by John Forte. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #37, Oct. 1947. Published by Fiction House.
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SCENE: Woman looking in a mirror.
WOMAN: Double dates are fun! But some nights I just want…one man at a time!
1947 Art: Matt Baker and possibly John Forte Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Double the Fun of Other Dates: John Lustig
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WOMAN: Double dates are fun! But some nights I just want…one man at a time!
1947 Art: Matt Baker and possibly John Forte Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Double the Fun of Other Dates: John Lustig
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Why is she already bored with this?
You’ve been done at one orgy, you’ve been done at them all I guess.
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Mine eyes have seen Ms. Glory
She shows it all the time
She will show you too if you ask to see her cute and fine behind
Her boobs keep pointing north!
Glory’s nips are at attention!
Glory’s nips are at attention!
Glory’s nips are at attention!
Her boobs keep pointing north!
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“Welcome back folks to Sunday Night Sewing Club Scrimage!”
“That’s right Dave! And we’ve got one helluva line up for you tonight. Thelma Dinklitter’s Scrappy Scrapers are taking on Getrude Gusington’s Snip ‘n Sew Circle Jerks.”
“There’s a lotta bad blood between those sewing circles Rex!”
“That’s right Dave! Last time these two sewing circles met, someone took Thelma’s treasured thimble. And then the scissors came out!”
“I understand tonight both circles will be making doilies.”
“Doilies! That’s gonna make for a great match! Nothing brings out the bloodletting than dueling doilies at a sewing circle!”
“Sounds like a trainwreck Rex! But let’s stop to remind you folks that tonight’s Sewing Club on Sewing Club action is brought to you by Nippies! Nippies! The most trusted name in nipple protection since 1977.”
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I know about the bad blood!! Don’t patronize me!!
However, these nipples you speak of…. Please, tell me more.
“Looks like the scrappy scrappers are using their pinking shears for the doily work tonight Rex.”
“That’s a bold strategy, Dave. Let’s see if it works out for them in the fight to bring home the treasured thimble.”
Jams, I love your update of The Battle Hymn of the Republic!
I had to read the original to find out about the feet hanging down in the original that did not make it into the revised art work. It was a fun story.
That story is part of a Gloria Forbes series that ran in Rangers Comics, Peter. And most of them are quite a bit of fun.