Are You a Comic Book Lover?
by John | Aug 1, 2024 | Blog |
Original Vintage Art & Text
Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “Party Girl!” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.
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I knew then why my heart hadn’t been broken over Harry…It had been beating for Allan!
Much in the same way my vagina was having those sensations for Jim. And my left nipple for Clarence. I think my right nipple was all about Henry, but my heart? That was for Allan! No doubt about it!
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News Flash! Another couple today was cut down by the heart shaped shuriken of…The Love Ninja!
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen. If you pitch some woo in public, be aware that steely valentines of vengeance may streak their way towards you. Slicing through your heart like that guy who dumped you in college.
Police are urging people to keep their sex indoors. Especially if you’re ugly. But if you must get promiscuous in public, please make sure your bondage gear is coated in Kevlar.
Remember…Like a fart in the night…So Strikes the Love Ninja!!!
Da-da-daaaaaaaaaaa
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Oh gosh! He compared me to Frankenstein! What girl wouldn’t get turned on after being compared to a reanimated horror made of repurposed cadavers!
If I get naked with him, I bet he’ll say I remind him of Cthulhu! And that would just be so hot!
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I just want to point out that we live in a world where spell check will catch it if you misspell “Cthulhu”. Whether that is a good thing or bad thing, I cannot say for sure.
Have a good weekend.
Funny stuff–as always–Jams. I particularly like the Frankenstein comment. The Frankenstein comparison in the original dialogue struck me as strange too. I understand the point, our comic lothario was trying to make. But still–not too flattering to the woman you’re wooing!
Chicks, man…..
Good ‘ol Harry. He found Pam the neanderthal, thawed her out of that block of ice and updated her looks. Nice.
She was still cold.
But hopefully not frigid.