Original Vintage Art & Text
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Scene: Woman appears uncomfortable. As a smiling man embraces her, she looks back over her shoulder at something behind her.
WOMAN: I wonder when the fireworks start!
MAN: Right now, Babe! My rocket of pleasure is ready to blast off...and light up your life!
CAPTION: Alas, his plans for patriotic pleasure fizzled. Like many a man before him, he launched his missle...prematurely!
1955 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Pyrotechnic Specialist: John Lustig
Bride's Secrets 7.3
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WOMAN: I wonder when the fireworks start!
MAN: Right now, Babe! My rocket of pleasure is ready to blast off...and light up your life!
CAPTION: Alas, his plans for patriotic pleasure fizzled. Like many a man before him, he launched his missle...prematurely!
1955 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Pyrotechnic Specialist: John Lustig
Bride's Secrets 7.3
DJP.lk247
*ahem*
“Missile”
That is all. Carry on.
Unless it is not aimed properly. Then it is, indeed, a “missle”.
Thanks, Rex. “Missile” corrected and back on target.
(I don’t think I can do much about the misspelling on the version on GoComics. But I’ll try. It’s darn hard to post new versions there.)
Now that’s a gay caballero mustache!
Here’s one of the top ten most sexist jokes I’ve ever heard:
Question: Why do men achieve orgasm before women?
Answer: Who cares?
Possibly a better punchline, but even more sexist might be: Because they can.
HA! I’d say I’d use that but situations where it might be appropriate are few.
I suspect it’s natural selection: if she wants to stop before he achieves orgasm, less likely to have offspring.
Hmmm, who’s talking on the cover? Him or her?
Hi, Calvin. You’re talking about the caption in the vintage version of the art? It’s the woman–but I suspect you knew that!
Romance stories in that era were often narrated by the female protagonist of the stories.
Chicks, man….