My thanks to mischievous Mike Pascale for the great Earth Day gag!
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SCENE: Man and woman are outside. The woman seems upset by what he says to her.
MAN: Climate change gets me hot!
WOMAN: One more reason to stop it!
Earth Day
1960 Art: "Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Earthy Humor: Mike Pascale
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MAN: Climate change gets me hot!
WOMAN: One more reason to stop it!
Earth Day
1960 Art: "Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Earthy Humor: Mike Pascale
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These two together are a good start to a four panel strip.
“Whoa Vic! Not so fast!..
…is what I’ll be saying two minutes after your pants are off, isn’t it?”
…I have way too much self respect to sleep with you while I’m still sober!”
…True that there is a full moon out tonight. But I’m a were-cocktease. Not a were-bimbo.”
…There’s a full moon out tonight! And I can really tell how oily your pores are! Ugh! I can still see the glistening when I close my eyes!”
…I was just with your brother! So I need to hose off first!”
…We’ve been over this! I can’t sleep with you until you sign the waiver!”
…I was just asking why all the girls call you “Rhino”! What does sex have to do with it?”
…I think we both just need to agree to date other genders!”
…The thought of your genes being passed on to the next generation are depressing enough. But the thought of me being the one to help you pass them on…NOOOOOOO!”
…I only showed up to our rendezvous completely naked is due to the fact that it’s a full moon and I’m a were-cocktease…Didn’t we already cover that a few comments ago?”
…You should ask yourself, how would Sean “P. Diddy” Combs act in this situation?.. Why are you laughing?”
I’ve read that AI can’t do human hands in a realistic manner. AI must have learned hands from this panel.
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