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SCENE: A woman in a superhero suit is floating among the clouds.
CAPTION: Now that she was Super-Mom there were no limits to her powers!
SUPER-MOM: First I beat evil! Then I beat world hunger! And now I’m going home...to beat the rugs!
1941 artist unknown Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mr. Super-Mom: John Lustig
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CAPTION: Now that she was Super-Mom there were no limits to her powers!
SUPER-MOM: First I beat evil! Then I beat world hunger! And now I’m going home...to beat the rugs!
1941 artist unknown Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mr. Super-Mom: John Lustig
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An interesting question–Just who is the Spider Queen?
…Erma Wilkowski. Fred Wilkowski’s wife. Yeah, that guy who works down at the bowling alley. His wife. She’s Spider Queen.
Hey, I never said the answer would be interesting. Just that the question was interesting.
Don’t blame me because you had high expectations.
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…Here’s a hint: back in high school, she was voted most likely to bite the head off a man after mating.
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…You can discount any woman with fashion sense from the pool of candidates.
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…And just where does she keep her spinnerets? Here’s a hint…she wears that short skirt for a reason.
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Happy Friday
Pro tip: Roombas are for sale almost anywhere.
(Note: “pro tip” isn’t always all that profound)
“And now I’m going home to beat the rugs!”
This could be interesting, after all, they might be in to that!
Opps! Sorry, I forgot to add the “Boom-Chk-A-Wow-Wow!” at the end.
So this Spider Woman gal, is she in to fiber porn?
Sorry guys, it’s been a long week, I’m tired and this is the best I could come up with…
The Eagle #2 from September ’41. I wonder if a few months later the Spider Queen will be fighting fascism in Europe.
Lots of comic characters did that.