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SCENE: Young woman with yellow and pink hair crying, with her hands covering her face.
CAPTION: At first, Ella was egg-cited! Surely she’d meet some-bunny special at the Easter party! But Ella’s fragile, emotional shell cracked when she realized that...even though she was a good egg, she’d never get laid!
1952 Art: Nina Albright Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Rotten Egg: John Lustig
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CAPTION: At first, Ella was egg-cited! Surely she’d meet some-bunny special at the Easter party! But Ella’s fragile, emotional shell cracked when she realized that...even though she was a good egg, she’d never get laid!
1952 Art: Nina Albright Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Rotten Egg: John Lustig
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Wow. Emo much?
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And another Paul Reiser groupie reacts to the news of his return to the world of stand up comedy.
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Paul: “I’m just going lick the third rail on the subway to see what will really happen. Jeez. Emo much?”
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Paul: “So if you die, that would give me about a 12 hour window before your body cools down, right?”
Yes. I do feel ashamed of myself for that one.
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Warning Sign That She Might Be Co-Dependent #17 is…
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Paul: “Oh Ellen. Just one question before we embrace each other in the long, dark night of death…did you apply for that life insurance policy we talked about?”
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Paul: “No Ellen. My problem isn’t Premature Expiration. It’s Premature E-you know what? Never mind.”
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As soon as Paul said he didn’t have a condom with him, Ellen knew she had to think fast…
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Jams…uh, I mean, Paul and Ellen, it’s not too late. Last Kiss life insurance policies are still available–even if you’re on life-support. Reasonable rates. Blank checks preferred!