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CAPTION: Are your lovers leaving smaller and smaller wads of cash on your nightstand? Are you looking for love in all the wrong places…mostly because all the good street corners are already taken? Then it’s time you set your sights higher! Read Last Kiss to learn the secrets to happier, more financially rewarding romance!
SCENE: Woman #1 is looking in a mirror and adjusting her hair, getting ready for a date. In the background Woman #2 sits at a desk.
WOMAN #1: Since I’ve been reading Last Kiss, I’ve been getting “birthday” gifts from men every day!
WOMAN #2: Every day? You poor kid! Mine are delivered hourly! But then, I’m easy…to buy for! I accept anything…as long as it’s over two carats!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
Next: How to date yourself…and make it tax deductible!
Art Code: 32.1.3.2-3
CAPTION: Are your lovers leaving smaller and smaller wads of cash on your nightstand? Are you looking for love in all the wrong places...mostly because all the good street corners are already taken? Then it’s time you set your sights higher! Read Last Kiss to learn the secrets to happier, more financially rewarding romance!
SCENE: Woman #1 is looking in a mirror and adjusting her hair, getting ready for a date. In the background Woman #2 sits at a desk.
WOMAN #1: Since I’ve been reading Last Kiss, I’ve been getting “birthday” gifts from men every day!
WOMAN #2: Every day? You poor kid! Mine are delivered hourly! But then, I’m easy…to buy for! I accept anything…as long as it’s over two carats!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
Next: How to date yourself…and make it tax deductible!
Art Code: 32.1.3.2-3