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OLD WOMAN IN WOODS: They say, to know what a girl will look like when she’s old, meet her mom! Fortunately for you, my mom looks great!
1952 Art: Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk508
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OLD WOMAN IN WOODS: They say, to know what a girl will look like when she’s old, meet her mom! Fortunately for you, my mom looks great!
1952 Art: Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk508
OLD WOMAN IN WOODS: They say, to know what a girl will look like when she’s old, meet her mom! Fortunately for you, my mom looks great!
1952 Art: Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk508
“But to YOU, I’ll give the secret…If she asks you, ‘Does this funeral shroud make me look fat?’, say ‘Oh no darling. Not at all.'”
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“Uh, look crazy old lady. I’m just responding to a hook up ad on Craig’s List. If you’re trying to shake me down for money, I’m outta here.”
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“But to YOU, I’ll give the secret! Saltines! With some spray cheese on top! What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
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“Oh I don’t need the secret Crazy Old Lady! Who wants some watery drowned tart when you’re here! And so…wrinkled! Say…are those dentures and could you take them out for a bit?”
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“But to YOU I’ll give the secret! And the sure! And maybe some Old Spice too, because you just smell kinda funky.”
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“But to YOU I’ll give the secret! And if you act now, I’ll throw in the answer! That’s right! You’ll get the secret! The answer! And a month’s supply of Sham-Wow! Now how much would you pay?!? But wait! There’s more!!!!”
Jams – You have outdone yourself today! Great stuff.
Thanks Dave