The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum
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SCENE: A 1900s photo of a group of girls.
CAPTION: The LePew Sisters were the pungent poet laureates of The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum!
LePEW SISTER #1 (singing): Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more we eat…
LePEW SISTER #2 (singing): the more we toot!
THIRD GIRL (thinks): If that’s poetry…it stinks!
1911 Photo: Lewis W. Hine. 2022 Sass & Gas: John Lustig
America
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SCENE: A 1900s photo of a group of girls.
CAPTION: The LePew Sisters were the pungent poet laureates of The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum!
LePEW SISTER #1 (singing): Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more we eat...
LePEW SISTER #2 (singing): the more we toot!
THIRD GIRL (thinks): If that’s poetry...it stinks!
1911 Photo: Lewis W. Hine. 2022 Sass & Gas: John Lustig
America
CAPTION: The LePew Sisters were the pungent poet laureates of The Dainty Dames Academy of Divine Decorum!
LePEW SISTER #1 (singing): Beans! Beans! The musical fruit! The more we eat...
LePEW SISTER #2 (singing): the more we toot!
THIRD GIRL (thinks): If that’s poetry...it stinks!
1911 Photo: Lewis W. Hine. 2022 Sass & Gas: John Lustig
America
