by John | Dec 22, 2020 | Uncategorized
Once again, I’m celebrating Christmas with another holiday photo by the amazing Allen Freeman of the fabulous Felina Vie. Lucky me!
Transcript:
SCENE: Model Felina Vie is in a green Christmas dress and holding a giant red bow in front of herself.
FELINA: This Christmas I’m giving you…me! But if you’d rather have socks, let me know!
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
Dialogue: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Model Felina Vie is in a green Christmas dress and holding a giant red bow in front of herself.
FELINA: This Christmas I’m giving you…me! But if you’d rather have socks, let me know!
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
Dialogue: John Lustig
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by John | Dec 21, 2020 | Uncategorized
Below is the original, vintage art before artist Diego Jourdan Pereira Santa-fied it:
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2, published by Comics Media in 1951.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa Claus thinking to himself.
SANTA (thinks): At last I believe in myself!
CAPTION: After years of therapy, Santa finally has a breakthrough!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa Claus thinking to himself.
SANTA (thinks): At last I believe in myself!
CAPTION: After years of therapy, Santa finally has a breakthrough!
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by John | Dec 20, 2020 | Uncategorized
My thanks to my partner in holiday hilarity Mike Pascale for “Santa-fying” this art.
Vintage, Original Art:
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Outlaw Lover” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.
SCENE:
SCENE: Woman talking angrily to Santa Claus.
WOMAN: No! I didn’t order a stripper Santa! Or stripper elves! Or stripper snowmen!
SANTA: How about stripper GingerBread Men? They’re non gluten this year!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking angrily to Santa Claus.
WOMAN: No! I didn’t order a stripper Santa! Or stripper elves! Or stripper snowmen!
SANTA: How about stripper GingerBread Men? They’re non gluten this year!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 17, 2020 | Uncategorized
Original, Vintage Art:
Art by Nick Cardy from the Senorita Rio story in Fight Comics #20, 1942. Published by Fiction House.
SCENE:
SCENE: Young woman in high heels and a sexy outfit (as opposed to a prison uniform) in a jail or prison cell filing away at one of her cell’s window bars.
LETTER: Dear Santa,
As always, I’ve been very good this year!
By the way, I finally moved outta that cramped apartment in the city…and have a place of my own outta town.
Here’s my new address…
1942 Art: Nick Cardy Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman in high heels and a sexy outfit (as opposed to a prison uniform) in a jail or prison cell filing away at one of her cell's window bars.
LETTER: Dear Santa,
As always, I’ve been very good this year!
By the way, I finally moved outta that cramped apartment in the city...and have a place of my own outta town.
Here’s my new address…
1942 Art: Nick Cardy Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Dec 15, 2020 | Uncategorized
Saint Nick courtesy of Santa’s Stalwart Helper Mike Pascale! Thanks, Mike!
Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman’s chin.
SANTA: Naughty girls don’t get gifts!
WOMAN: Wanna bet?
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa pointing his finger underneath a woman's chin.
SANTA: Naughty girls don't get gifts!
WOMAN: Wanna bet?
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