by John | Aug 20, 2020 | Uncategorized
Today’s divine humor courtesy of Tony Isabella.
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, Aug. 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.
MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?
Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar……and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman…
MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn’t want the choirmaster to walk in on us…again!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.
MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?
Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar......and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman...
MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn't want the choirmaster to walk in on us...again!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Aug 18, 2020 | Uncategorized
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight…in your bed. Look out!
Art by Jack Kamen from Rulah, Jungle Goddess #1, Dec. 1948.
Transcript:
SCENE: Rulah, knife out and ready to strike, jumps to intercept a lion which is about to attack another woman.
RULAH: I warned you! Lions aren’t pets!
OTHER WOMAN: I know! I know! Cleaning their cat box is…insane!
1948 Art: Jack Kamen New Dialogue John Lustig
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Rulah, knife out and ready to strike, jumps to intercept a lion which is about to attack another woman.
RULAH: I warned you! Lions aren’t pets!
OTHER WOMAN: I know! I know! Cleaning their cat box is...insane!
1948 Art: Jack Kamen New Dialogue John Lustig
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig
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by John | Aug 16, 2020 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!
1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN (thinking): Is that a man? or A woman? Am I turned on? Or…no! I’m definitely turned on!
1958 Art: Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Aug 13, 2020 | Uncategorized
Hot, brilliant humor for cool, smart readers (and room-temperature dummies) courtesy of Tony Isabella.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Teach Me, My Love” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.
WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.
Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.
1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.
WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.
Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.
1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella
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by John | Aug 11, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “Last Paradise” from Intimate #3, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman pushes away in alarm from a man.
MAN: Of course I didn’t max out all the credit cards! I saved one for our old age!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman pushes away in alarm from a man.
MAN: Of course I didn’t max out all the credit cards! I saved one for our old age!
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