CAPTION #1: After its latest humiliating defeat, The Society of Slightly Useful Heroes meets in its secret headquarters. (Just off Highway 9! Ask for directions at the Motel 6.) Never has morale been so low! Never has the future looked so bleak! And never have the potato chips been so stale! Oh, what to do? What to do?

SCENE: Very unglamorous-looking group of people (three-women and two women) in a living room/parlor setting.)

CAPTION #2 is a Roll Call: Our Heroes: Princess PMS

Bowel Boy

Captain Kaput

Lady Looker

Quip Queen

WOMAN #1: Our foes are laughing at us! They say we’re Common Cowards!

WOMAN #2: B-But we’re not! Everyone knows...we’re super cowards!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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