Meet Ms. Miserable
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SCENE: Closeup of a woman crying, both eyes flowing like mini waterfalls.
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable–The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales–in giant Mylar bags–Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s…a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano Color by Allen Freeman
12.3.5.4
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano Color by Allen Freeman
12.3.5.4
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story "Heartbreaker" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.