Too Much Love?
Art unattributed but probably by Vince Colletta. From the story “You Can Never Tell” in First Kiss #10, Sept. 1959. Click image to see much larger version.
Transcript:
CAPTION: “I was the most wonderful wife any man’s ever had…for the first 30 minutes of our honeymoon! But then the truth struck me hard…right between my perfectly plucked eyebrows! This marriage was a mistake!”
SCENE: Man and woman standing on a dock by a body of water.
MAN: It’s not my fault, Selina! The sex manual was upside down! I’m almost sure of it!
WOMAN: it’s no use,
MAN: As a lover, you’re a complete pussy! And not the good kind…with hair balls!
CAPTION: “Poor Bruce! He tried to stop me! But surely he’ll forgive me someday…if he ever manages to untie himself! I packed–praying my true love would still be at home in our bed…licking himself!”
PANEL 2, SCENE: Woman in a room crying.
WOMAN: Puddles Be brave! Mummy’s flying home! And I’m bringing a suitcase full of catnip!
CAPTION: Next week: “The Litter Box of Doom!”
CAPTION: 1959 Art: Vince Colletta? Color: John Lustig ©2019 Last Kiss Inc
CAPTION: The Woman Who Loved Cats…Too Much!
Art Code: Art Code: FK10 1.2A 10.1.2.3 & 10.1.2.6
SCENE: Man and woman standing on a dock by a body of water.
MAN: It's not my fault, Selina! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!
WOMAN: it's no use,
MAN: As a lover, you’re a complete pussy! And not the good kind...with hair balls!
CAPTION: “Poor Bruce! He tried to stop me! But surely he'll forgive me someday...if he ever manages to untie himself! I packed--praying my true love would still be at home in our bed...licking himself!”
PANEL 2, SCENE: Woman in a room crying.
WOMAN: Puddles Be brave! Mummy’s flying home! And I'm bringing a suitcase full of catnip!
CAPTION: Next week: "The Litter Box of Doom!"
CAPTION: 1959 Art: Vince Colletta? Color: John Lustig ©2019 Last Kiss Inc
CAPTION: The Woman Who Loved Cats...Too Much!
Art Code: FK10 1.2A 10.1.2.3 & 10.1.2.6
