Do I Smell…Love?

Do I Smell…Love?

Sometimes love stinks.

Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.

MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!

WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know…I farted?

1953 Art: Al Avison        Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk462

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.
MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!
WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know...I farted?
1953 Art: Al Avison Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk462
Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.

Brain Pain

Brain Pain

Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

 

 

Transcription:

WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward        Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

Is that Protection in Your Pocket? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Is that Protection in Your Pocket? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)

 

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

 

 

Transcription:

SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker        Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk468

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk468

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

The Secret to Happiness

The Secret to Happiness

Listen up!

Artist unknown. No dialogue. This is an illustration for a two-page text story “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25, March 1954.

You can read the vintage comic this art came from for free here on ComicBookPlus.com

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: The key to a happy marriage is listening! Pretend to do it every day!

1954 Artist Unknown      Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk425

Artist unknown. No dialogue. This is an illustration for a two-page text story “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25, March 1954.

↓ Transcript
CAPTION: The key to a happy marriage is listening! Pretend to do it every day!

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk425

Artist unknown. No dialogue. This is an illustration for a two-page text story "Love Is All" in Thrilling Romances #25, March 1954.

Always Right, Never Wrong

Always Right, Never Wrong

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

Transcription:

WOMAN: I think you made a mistake!

MAN: Impossible! I’m never wrong!

WOMAN (again): Well, now you’re Wrong again!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker      Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk467

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: I think you made a mistake!

MAN: Impossible! I’m never wrong!

WOMAN (again): Well, now you’re Wrong again!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk467

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story "Second Best Beau" in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.