by John | Dec 29, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year—courtesy of me, Allen Freeman, and model Miss Kitty Harlow!
Transcript:
SCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.
WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!
Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.
WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!
Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
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by John | Dec 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
Damn! I really thought we’d make it to the end of the year without another major cultural/celebrity loss. Wrong!
Carrie, we’ll miss you!!!
(Many thanks to photographer Allen Freeman and model Sienna Schmolesky for the photo.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Photo of a woman dressed up like Princess Leia.
WOMAN: There’s been a disturbance in the Force!
CAPTION: In memory of Carrie Fisher
Model: Sienna Schmolesky Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
Princess Leia Distant
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Photo of a woman dressed up like Princess Leia.
WOMAN: There's been a disturbance in the Force!
CAPTION: In memory of Carrie Fisher
Model: Sienna Schmolesky Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
Princess Leia Distant
by John | Dec 25, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Boxing Day!
My thanks to Allen Freeman and Kitty Von Rose for today’s photo.
Transcript:
SCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.
WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts…for someone…besides myself? Nah!
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
KittyInBedChristmas
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.
WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts...for someone...besides myself? Nah!
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
KittyInBedChristmas
by John | Dec 22, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Santa sightings and holiday joy from me, Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira! —John Lustig
1953 Artist: Tom Feelings. From the story “Blues” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #14.
Transcript:
SCENE: Santa’s in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You’re on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Santa's in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.
WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You're on my naughty list!
1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 20, 2016 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s “tasteful” gag!
1962 artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25.
Transcript:
SCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer…and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.
ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer...and cook the turkey?
1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale
25.1.4.1xmas16.MPTall
