by John | Jun 30, 2016 | Uncategorized
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.
Transcript:
YOUNG WOMAN: He’s an idiot! And only another idiot could love him!
OLDER WOMAN: So…you have a lot in common!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Foreground Color: Dan McConnell
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↓ TranscriptYOUNG WOMAN: He’s an idiot! And only another idiot could love him!
OLDER WOMAN: So…you have a lot in common!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Foreground Color: Dan McConnell
4.4.2.1
by John | Jun 28, 2016 | Uncategorized
And, after that, I’ll rename the Lincoln Memorial!
Lincoln was such a loser! I’m a winner ’cause I’ve never been assassinated. Plus, I’m way richer! And I marry and divorce hotter women too!
Artist unknown. From BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.
Wow! Ted is really having fun!!! I’ll bet he’s a laugh riot at birthday parties and funerals.
Transcript:
CAPTION: The Secret Life of Ronald Rump
RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument…and make it great too!
1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The Secret Life of Ronald Rump
RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument...and make it great too!
1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.LK170
by John | Jun 26, 2016 | Uncategorized
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.
Transcript:
STANDING WOMAN: Straight or gay? You have to decide!
WOMAN SMILING ON BED: Oh, shut up and let me be happy!
Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSTANDING WOMAN: Straight or gay? You have to decide!
WOMAN SMILING ON BED: Oh, shut up and let me be happy!
Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Jun 23, 2016 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From the story “Infatuation” from FIRST KISS #4, 1958.
Transcript:
CAPTION: It’s the perfect diet! Eat everything you want! Never exercise! And feel great! Is it a scam? Probably. But to find out for sure, mail me a blank check and I’ll send you my new book…I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth’s Full!
PANEL #1 SCENE: Man and woman sitting in a restaurant eating and drinking.
MAN: You’re ordering another bowl of ice cream? But…you’ve already eaten six!
WOMAN: Seven! But… so what? According to John Lustig’s book, calories don’t matter!
PANEL #2 SCENE: Closeup of the woman talking.
WOMAN: He’s shown me the truth about the inner, thinner me! Fat is a state of mind! And thanks to Lustig, I’ve moved across the border to…a new state of denial and double-fudge sundaes!
CAPTION: Remember: You’re not fat…as long as you can lie to yourself!
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↓ TranscriptCAPTION: It’s the perfect diet! Eat everything you want! Never exercise! And feel great! Is it a scam? Probably. But to find out for sure, mail me a blank check and I’ll send you my new book…I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth’s Full!
PANEL #1 SCENE: Man and woman sitting in a restaurant eating and drinking.
MAN: You’re ordering another bowl of ice cream? But…you’ve already eaten six!
WOMAN: Seven! But... so what? According to John Lustig’s book, calories don’t matter!
PANEL #2 SCENE: Closeup of the woman talking.
WOMAN: He’s shown me the truth about the inner, thinner me! Fat is a state of mind! And thanks to Lustig, I’ve moved across the border to...a new state of denial and double-fudge sundaes!
CAPTION: Remember: You’re not fat…as long as you can lie to yourself!
4.5.3.3-4
by John | Jun 21, 2016 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: Blonde woman and a man are embracing in a stadium.
MAN: Relax! I didn’t sleep with all the cheerleaders! Just the blondes!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Blonde woman and a man are embracing in a stadium.
MAN: Relax! I didn’t sleep with all the cheerleaders! Just the blondes!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman
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