Except for the Sex…

Except for the Sex…

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I’m totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I'm totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

Be Patient–Quickly!

Be Patient–Quickly!

My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!

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SCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.

NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...

NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!

Carpenter Lust

Carpenter Lust

This one’s for the carpenter’s out there. In fact, so’s this one.

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SCENE: A man who appears to be a carpenter is kissing a woman.

CARPENTER: I framed! I sawed!

WOMAN: You conquered!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano

Dinner for…Eauuu Yuck!

Dinner for…Eauuu Yuck!

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SCENE: Young woman at sink washing dishes. Older woman (Mom) drying dishes.

YOUNG WOMAN: No one died! And hardly anyone got food poisoning!

OLDER WOMAN: So...your best meal yet!