by John | Jan 8, 2012 | Uncategorized
Transcript:
SCENE: Man talking to woman.
MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I’m totally over her!
1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman
FK12.2.1.2
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to woman.
MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I'm totally over her!
1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman
FK12.2.1.2
by John | Jan 5, 2012 | Uncategorized
My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.
NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...
NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!
by John | Jan 3, 2012 | Uncategorized
This one’s for the carpenter’s out there. In fact, so’s this one.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man who appears to be a carpenter is kissing a woman.
CARPENTER: I framed! I sawed!
WOMAN: You conquered!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano
by John | Jan 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman at sink washing dishes. Older woman (Mom) drying dishes.
YOUNG WOMAN: No one died! And hardly anyone got food poisoning!
OLDER WOMAN: So...your best meal yet!