Be Patient–Quickly!
My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.
NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...
NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!
NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...
NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!