CAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...

PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!

PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!

BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!

PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!

CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!